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Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

If things go south would you think of getting a compass to head north?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day 6/21/17 can you do better?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can my refrigerator catch covid 19?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Will you tell me a joke?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

What do you do to cool down? Put yourself in a refrigerator or maybe go to the North Pole? How about putting yourself in a tub of ice?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

They say that time flies but did you know that time can fly if you put a clock on an airplane going up to the sky?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What rank are you?

Posted by ⭐️Creamcrackered some time ago

Any Easter jokes?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

When is it ok to laugh at the disabled?

Posted by ⭐️Creamcrackered some time ago

"All I want for Christmas is......."

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Do you talk rubbish when you put the bins out for the bin men to collect? Did you hear about the bin man that went to the toilet as he unloaded his waste?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

What state are you in? Is it an emotional state?

Posted by 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ⭐ some time ago

Have you ever laughed at a joke that you didn't understand?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Have you ever told a policeman to cop on?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Why do some people think happiness comes from oneself when happiness can be mutual such as making a persons day or doing something funny or watching animals do funny things?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Its in the proof?

Posted by Jewels Vern some time ago

Why did the cows return to the marijuana in the field?

Posted by 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ⭐ some time ago

How do you feel about pranks?

Posted by 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ⭐ some time ago

What's a niche joke you know that probably only you find funny?

Posted by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- some time ago

How do you confuse an Idiot...?

Posted by sm00z some time ago

Can anybody here tell a joke with one word?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Did you hear the person who invented the wheel got tyred and fed up and also retyred?

Posted by Anonymous some time ago

Why did the watch make a quick trip to the dry cleaners?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Have you ever been in a traffic jam and if so did you spread the jam on your bread? Are you hungry for more?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What did the elderly man say to the Garbage Truck ?

Posted by Anonymous some time ago

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Posted by Linda76 some time ago

If I made these wishes to an evil genie what would happen?

Posted by Meowsoltov some time ago

I am.new here . Are there any funny people here ? Is everyone here too serious ?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Did you hear about the man who invented the door knocker? He won the nobell prize.

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To meet his flatmate.

Posted by Anonymous some time ago

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

For people who like Western movies are you hungry for a Spaghetti?

Posted by lazerus1500 some time ago

Finish this, a horse walks into a bar _______________?

Posted by MrBLT needs to be contained some time ago

What was the last thing you banged?

Posted by lilmiss some time ago

If you woke up naked next to me, using only three words, what would you say

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Where do fish keep their money?

Posted by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 some time ago

If a police officer pulls you over and tells you that you were weaving - what do you tell him?

Posted by 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ⭐ some time ago

Do you laugh along with people if you think the joke said is not funny?

Posted by 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ⭐ some time ago

Why are jokes funny?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

What does it mean when someone says they will save your bacon? Does that include eggs?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

To people with a smart TV are you a smart person? Who is more smart? You or the TV?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

A new car for fifteen dollars?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Do you know of a postman named Pat and if so does he have a black and white cat?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What is the name of an animal that sounds funny if you replace all of the vowels with o's?

Posted by Abha some time ago

Do you know rats actually do laugh when you tickle them ?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

I have what is called Summer Teeth??

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

How much wood could a woodpecker peck if a wood pecker would peck wood?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Why do some people call it a living room in their house? Is it because it is a room for the living?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

Are animals in zoos actually people in costumes?

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